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JOXER THE MIGHTY, ROAMS THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE, HE NEVER NEEDS A PLACE TO HIDE. WITH GABBY AS HIS SIDEKICK, FIGHTING WITH HER LITTLE STICK, RIGHTING WRONG AND SINGING SONGS, BEING MIGHTY ALL DAY LONG, HE'S JOXER, HE'S JOXER THE MIGHTY! OHHHHHH, HE'S JOXER THE MIGHTY, HE'S REALLY TIDY, EVERYBODY LIKES HIM, CAUSE HE HAS A FUNNY GRIN, JOXER, HE'S JOXER THE MIGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!
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fluent-in-lesbianism:

Didn’t we put an end to this in season 6?

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Posted 14 hours ago

filthyfawn:

alice-is-wet:

iwriteeroticfiction:

sexual-frustration:

Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.

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I usually don’t reblog anything but this is the most erotic thing I’ve ever seen. This is way better than porn… •_•

I really should do this for my next audio post….but I think I’ll seriously start giggling not be able to stop.

this is on my to do list

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy)

Posted 3 days ago
le-kenway:

you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a woman’s man, no time to talk

le-kenway:

you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a woman’s man, no time to talk

Posted 3 days ago

official alliance slogans

spicyshimmy:

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this is shepard’s #1 flirt line.

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too true, too true.

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tell that to the kaidan alenko tag.

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he really is. — garrus vakarian

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what the series should have been called. enough of that ‘mass’ stuff.

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things that are all large.

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accurate.

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'shepard-commander, observe this missive.'

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'this thing must be broken, because i got vega's.'

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visualize four testicles. visualize urdnot wrex.

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because someone else would have gotten it wrong.

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that is just cruel. 

Posted 4 days ago

thesylverlining:

Probably the best line in theatre history.

(Source: silentyetmagnificent)