Posted 41 minutes ago

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 21 hours ago

shareenaxo:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

well fuck

(Source: vnveiled)

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

shikajino:

mariburz:

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

SPOT.

Oh.

Posted 1 day ago

Xena Stills 14/∞
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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

langleav:

Thanks for posting this lovely xo Lang 

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Love & Misadventure is available online via AmazonBN.com + The Book Depositoryand Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually, Fully Booked, Dymocks, Liberty Books and other good book stores worldwide.

(Source: loveandeloquence)

Posted 1 day ago

spankingmachine:

Mudhoney - If I Think

i could close my eyes and fall,
if I think, i think of you

Posted 1 day ago

can-grow-a-beautiful-shell:

Overblown - Mudhoney